Big F'n Dave Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 It's the last day of school prior to the Christmas break.. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. They're restless, so the teacher decides to have a quiz to allow some of the students to leave early. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly, can leave early today." Little Johnny, sitting in the back of the classroom in his crisply starched Levis, ironed white t-shirt and spit-shined low quartes (old joke..) and says to himself "Good, I wanna get outta here... I'm smart and I can answer the questions." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you..'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave." Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny: "TIGER WOODS!! See ya next year!!!..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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