alchico Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL… YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL. “YES… YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG!” HE EXCLAIMED WITH PRIDE. “WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?” I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, “IN 1964. WHY DO YOU ASK?” “YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!” I EXCLAIMED. HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED-FACED, FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED, “WHAT DID YOU TEACH?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chargerz Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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nuke'em ttg Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 that there's funny Al Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Holy Roller Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 Sadly I must report that most of the moms I see during parent/teacher conferences are about the age of my own children. But some of the grandmothers that come in are starting to look a lot hotter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 Sadly I must report that most of the moms I see during parent/teacher conferences are about the age of my own children. But some of the grandmothers that come in are starting to look a lot hotter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 Sadly I must report that most of the moms I see during parent/teacher conferences are about the age of my own children. But some of the grandmothers that come in are starting to look a lot hotter! [RR]GILFs[/RR] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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