alchico Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 (edited) Got this email from a friend and thought it was pretty funny. Some of these hit real close to home, especially #6. Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Saturday, December 18 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THE CLASS CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 I Was Wrong and He Was Right! - Real Life Testimonials, Honest. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 How to Parallel Park in Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. Edited December 4, 2010 by alchico Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 (edited) Change #3 to Target and I'd be signing my wife up. :ducksandruns: And yes, #6 definitely hits close to home. Maybe a class on how sound doesn't travel well through three walls, so expecting me to hear what you say in the kitchen when I am in the bedroom is a silly idea. Edited December 4, 2010 by Big Country Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Class 9 I Was Wrong and He Was Right! - Real Life Testimonials, Honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 (edited) I read them all to the wife. Some curricular changes: Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. And reasons why the further you turn it up or down has nothing to do with the speed of heating or cooling! Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Kohl's/Target Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Funny story here...My Mom and wife were at a wedding shower and one of the games was "Heaviest Purse". My Mom won! It was 20#'s! She's 90yo! Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program DOH!!! Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 11 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield or slamming a passenger's head into a side window when you 'almost' miss a turn or ramp. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to Shop by Yourself. I solved that years ago, rookies! Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Edited December 4, 2010 by rocknrobn26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 and no proper home can be without the following (Good Housekeeping seal of approval): http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index....;videoId=210275 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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