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Dumb things overheard at the office


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I got ambushed by a coworker bragging on their Halloween night fun:

 

"The house was so scary, the little kids were too scared to come up the driveway. Hahahahaha. It was hilarious. "

 

Me: :rofl: Little kids were too scared to come to your house? Why?

 

"The house was decorated so scary and we had this scary music blaring. And oh yeah, the teenagers who did come up were fair game. We had Rick dressed as a ghoul scaring everyone. One teenager wet his pants in our driveway. It was hysterical. nyuk, nyuk, nyuk"

 

Me: :rofl: You made some poor kid wet his pants?

 

"Yes, there was a wet spot on the driveway. We got him good. We laughed and laughed as he dropped his candy and ran away."

 

Me: :tup: Sounds like you just made a serial killer.

 

"Oh yeah. Hohoho. Heheheh. That was great. Later that night the neighbor came over and demanded that we turn the music off because it was so loud."

 

Me: :wacko: That doesn't really sound like much fun to me.

 

"Well, I guess you had to be there." She then stormed off in a huff.

 

 

 

This person has a flair for exaggeration/tall tales, so I don't believe a teen wet himself, but good lord she honestly thought this was all funny. I feel like I just went insane a little. :lol:

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I got ambushed by a coworker bragging on their Halloween night fun:

 

"The house was so scary, the little kids were too scared to come up the driveway. Hahahahaha. It was hilarious. "

 

Me: :rofl: Little kids were too scared to come to your house? Why?

 

"The house was decorated so scary and we had this scary music blaring. And oh yeah, the teenagers who did come up were fair game. We had Rick dressed as a ghoul scaring everyone. One teenager wet his pants in our driveway. It was hysterical. nyuk, nyuk, nyuk"

 

Me: :rofl: You made some poor kid wet his pants?

 

"Yes, there was a wet spot on the driveway. We got him good. We laughed and laughed as he dropped his candy and ran away."

 

Me: :tup: Sounds like you just made a serial killer.

 

"Oh yeah. Hohoho. Heheheh. That was great. Later that night the neighbor came over and demanded that we turn the music off because it was so loud."

 

Me: :wacko: That doesn't really sound like much fun to me.

 

"Well, I guess you had to be there." She then stormed off in a huff.

 

 

 

This person has a flair for exaggeration/tall tales, so I don't believe a teen wet himself, but good lord she honestly thought this was all funny. I feel like I just went insane a little. :lol:

Sounds like some tricks would be in order.

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on way to bathroom i said to a coworker " i need to make a copy " referring to the mens room key ...i am pretty sure however my co-worker ( a woman) thought i said " i need to make a cocky "

 

and her expression pretty much convinced me that she did think i said this ...

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