buddahj Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I read it. Then I scrolled back to the top to make sure that this wasn't an article from The Onion. :shakeshead: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 We better speed up our leagues drafts then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Well, we should get one more Friday Night Poker game then. Who's in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I saw a car in Connecticut with May 21 stuff and various bible verses covering every part of the car. The owner had vinyl decals made, and placed them on the hood, roof, doors, windows and quarter panels. "The end of times is coming! May 21! Repent!" "For the Lord said yada yada 4 horsemen yada yada you're going to suck it really soon so get down on your knees yada yada - Revelations 21-02". It was at a CVS parking lot. I'll bet the owner was buying smokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted May 18, 2011 Author Share Posted May 18, 2011 Mr Camping's argument has convinced Adam Larsen, 32, from Kansas. He is among scores of "ambassadors" who have quit their jobs to drive around America in Family Radio vehicles warning of the impending apocalypse. Dude's gonna look pretty foolish quitting his job come Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Dude's gonna look pretty foolish quitting his job come Sunday. How much do you want to bet, that when the end doesn't come, they'll justify it by saying that their faithfulness is what bought us some extra time? Then they'll come up with a new date to warn everyone about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted May 18, 2011 Author Share Posted May 18, 2011 How much do you want to bet, that when the end doesn't come, they'll justify it by saying that their faithfulness is what bought us some extra time? Then they'll come up with a new date to warn everyone about. This isn't the 1st time this guy has tried to predict the end of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 My daughter just landed in Israel this mornin for 3 weeks, she'll straighten things out so we get acouple more seasons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 You should find the group on Friday and ask them for the titles to their vehicles and any pocket change they might have and will not be needing. Tell them you are normally meek and are going to inherit the earth and need some wheels. With any luck, you can end up with all their stuff and they can wait for the rapture in lawn chairs. Now if they end up right, I will be returning and deleting this thread. Just so you'll know when you remaining heathens are still logging on. I am figuring there will be plenty of NFL players left behind and maybe all the owners to still have NFL this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Whackos. Everyone knows we have another year and a half. 12/2012. Plenty of time to stock up on Spam and canned fruits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Whackos. Everyone knows we have another year and a half. 12/2012. Plenty of time to stock up on Spam and canned fruits. But this is the rapture on Saturday. The end of the world is not necessarily the same time. You can have your rapture now, then in a year and a half blow the planet apart in much pain, torment and fire. Sort of like a high school romance. Just when you get used to the good people all being gone - BAM - meteor or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Figures it would be the day before my vacation starts....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'm so glad. I really didn't know what I was going to do on Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Figures it would be the day before my vacation starts....... I have a wedding Saturday night. Imma be pissed that I wasted this money on a sportcoat and slacks. Silver lining....no wedding gift!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I'm so glad. I really didn't know what I was going to do on Sunday. I'm even more glad. I'm supposed to do a bunch of crap off the honey-do list on Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Dammit!!!! The wife said I could get me some on Sunday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I was planning on trying to golf Sunday morning. Figures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Next Generation Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 Dude's gonna look pretty foolish quitting his job come Sunday. "My favourite pastime is raccoon hunting," Mr Larsen told CNN. "I've had to give that up. But this task is far more important." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I have already begun putting everything possible off until Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fingfootball Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 So I got to thinking about this today. I remembered a verse I had heard in church when I was a teenager, looked it up tonight. Mark 13:32 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. So here's what Im thinking. Even if these people had decoded the bible and are right about tomorrow, wouldnt God just change the date to prove them wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Today, I saw a plane with that message on the banner behind it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Today, I saw a plane with that message on the banner behind it. Zhirinovsky will push a button and end us all in one silent, foul swift....beware of the Russian empire... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 Zhirinovsky will push a button and end us all in one silent, foul swift....beware of the Russian empire... I just need to know if this is Easterm Standard Time, Central Standard Time... or is it Greenwich Mean Time?? Damn then and their claims without specifics!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted May 21, 2011 Share Posted May 21, 2011 , wouldnt God just change the date to prove them wrong? He's a sneaky little devil... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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