cre8tiff Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 (edited) Hi guys, My marriage fell apart this year. Bummer. Anyone who has tried to reach me this summer and fall, I apologise. Upside is I am now dating again and it is freaking great. Purpose of the post is not to ask TimC out (even with the Corvette, he broke my heart too many times), but rather this: I went out on a date with a stunning little 5'2" hotttie last night. As I pick her up, she came out wearing a minidress made of sweater material. It looked almost exactly like a short sleeved version of this: No, she isn't a Trek fan, it was pure coincidence. Needless to say, I explored that strange new world. Wasn't until later I told her about what the dress looked like. She said, "Oh? Which show?" And I could tell her. Now to work in that Princess Leia slave girl costume.... Edited October 3, 2011 by cre8tiff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Pocs dude, we need pocs. Sigh...you should know the drill by now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted October 4, 2011 Author Share Posted October 4, 2011 (edited) Pocs dude, we need pocs. Sigh...you should know the drill by now.... You know, when I've said this in the past, I kinda just assumed no pocs were available. Well, let me tell you, I have one. And you can't have it. ETA: Now I understand how Twiley felt upon rejecting all those requests for twoobs. It's pretty empowering! Edited October 4, 2011 by cre8tiff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Man oh man. I am sure sorry to hear about your divorce. But it appears you have rebounded quickly. Here's to the next steps in the big adventure.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 My marriage fell apart this year. Bummer. Anyone who has tried to reach me this summer and fall, I apologise. Upside is I am now dating again and it is freaking great. Gotta admit this made me chuckle. The longer the relationship misery, the more intense and awesome the rebound sex is when you finally extricate yourself. See if you can date 5 or 6 at once...good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Sorry to hear about your divorce. I think I remember the thread about your wife being on facebook a lot and I tried to warn some people that it's a bit of a red flag (and personally I would've snooped to make sure chit is on the level). Glad to hear things are better. That's probably one of the most stressful things a guy can go through. Just try to take it day by day and enjoy life. Good luck on the Leia slave costume (and pm me where to get my girl one for "halloween"). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Sorry to hear about your divorce. I think I remember the thread about your wife being on facebook a lot and I tried to warn some people that it's a bit of a red flag (and personally I would've snooped to make sure chit is on the level). Glad to hear things are better. That's probably one of the most stressful things a guy can go through. Just try to take it day by day and enjoy life. Good luck on the Leia slave costume (and pm me where to get my girl one for "halloween"). Let that be a lesson to the rest of you -- they all cheat, so make sure you cheat first. There is nothing worse than looking back on all the tail you turned down, only to find out your wife has been getting pounded for the past year by some jackass at the office who tells corny jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 Gotta admit this made me chuckle. The longer the relationship misery, the more intense and awesome the rebound sex is when you finally extricate yourself. See if you can date 5 or 6 at once...good times. I'm up to 4 and that's enough. The two friends with bennies I have know about each other and are in a competition. It's crazy. (One of these is the Star Trek chick). I got seperated and my life turned into a Penthouse forum letter. But I'll probably get tired of it after a decade or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 Sorry to hear about your divorce. I think I remember the thread about your wife being on facebook a lot and I tried to warn some people that it's a bit of a red flag (and personally I would've snooped to make sure chit is on the level). Glad to hear things are better. That's probably one of the most stressful things a guy can go through. Just try to take it day by day and enjoy life. Good luck on the Leia slave costume (and pm me where to get my girl one for "halloween"). Yep, that was a red flag, for certain. Facebook is the devil, plain and simple. I kinda wanted to make a group "Facebook ruined my relationship" on Facebook. But that is airing just too much dirty laundry to the kids and friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I'm up to 4 and that's enough. The two friends with bennies I have know about each other and are in a competition. It's crazy. (One of these is the Star Trek chick). I got seperated and my life turned into a Penthouse forum letter. But I'll probably get tired of it after a decade or two. Don't ever be concerned that you're sharing too many details here. Just sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 Don't ever be concerned that you're sharing too many details here. Just sayin'. That's as detailed as I'm getting Matt, Sorry, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 That's as detailed as I'm getting Matt, Sorry, man. Where can I access this "Penthouse Forum" you speak of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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