wiegie Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 http://www.kpho.com/story/15981315/teens-u...ns-to-get-drunk Teens using vodka tampons to get drunkPosted: Nov 07, 2011 7:07 PM EST Updated: Nov 08, 2011 8:59 AM EST Submitted by Breann Bierman - email By Elizabeth Erwin - email PHOENIX (KPHO) - It's no secret teenagers sometimes experiment with alcohol, even drugs, but new ways they're finding to get drunk had jaws dropping in our newsroom. "Quicker high, they think it's going to last longer, it's more intense," said Dr. Dan Quan from Maricopa Medical Center. "This is not isolated to any school, any city, any financial area," Officer Chris Thomas, a school resource officer, said. "This is everywhere." When we heard how kids are getting drunk these days, we thought no way. So we hit up the experts to find out if it's an urban legend or if it's legit. "There's been documented cases of people going to the hospital with alcohol poisoning just from utilizing it that way," Thomas said. Thomas spends his days patrolling the halls of a Valley high school. He's heard first hand how kids are getting tipsy. "What we're hearing about is teenagers utilizing tampons, soak them in vodka first before using them," Thomas said. "It gets absorbed directly into the bloodstream. There's no barrier, there's no stomach acid to prevent it," Thomas said. "I would expect it to absorb pretty quickly as well, because it's a very vascular structure," Quan told CBS 5. "This is definitely not just girls," Thomas said. "Guys will also use it and they'll insert it into their rectums." And that's not all. "Using a beer bong rectally is the same concept as a vodka soaked tampon," Thomas said. Rather than the traditional beer bong you'd find at a college party, kids are sticking the tube elsewhere to get wasted. They're calling it "butt chugging." "A lot of people believe it would cover it up, your breath won't smell like alcohol so you can hide it from the parents, hide it from police," Thomas said. But take it from this cop, it won't work. It's not just jail time that might be a problem, these new tricks are really risky and could cause some serious problems. "It can cause mucosal irritation, meaning the vaginal wall can be irritated," Quan said. Plus, what if you over do it? Irritation could be the least of your problems. "Some of the dangers associated with this is there's no barrier," Thomas said. There's also no gag reflex, and if it isn't going down the hatch you won't have that tell tale sign you've had too much to drink, which means you won't throw up if you've got alcohol poisoning, and you'll pass out before you know there's a problem. "It's problematic because you don't really know how much you're going to absorb," Quan said. It turns out that a super tampon can hold about a shot of vodka, which is pretty potent when it's going straight into your system. "If the person does pass out or lose consciousness, health care professionals won't necessarily know that they have to look in those areas and that may delay treatment," Quan said. If you're a parent of a teenager, what can you do to make sure tampons are used for the job they're intended and nothing more? "Well then you need to get involved," Thomas said. "Stop being your kid's friend and be their parent first." Another myth is that kids apparently think getting drunk that way means they would pass a breathalyzer test because they didn't drink the booze, but that's not true. The test checks out what's in your blood stream, not what's on your breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 How gay do you have to be for your anus to suck down a beer bong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 My wife had a teacher in-service day earlier this week. She learned that kids are now soaking gummy bears in vodka for a couple of days, then eating them. They actually brought in a 21 y.o. girl to show them, and with just three handfuls of gummy bears she was legally drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 My wife had a teacher in-service day earlier this week. She learned that kids are now soaking gummy bears in vodka for a couple of days, then eating them. They actually brought in a 21 y.o. girl to show them, and with just three handfuls of gummy bears she was legally drunk. That actually sounds pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Butt Chugger.... I can't wait until that is used as against a Huddler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Pretty old news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Butt Chugger.... I can't wait until that is used as against a Huddler. Wait's over Butt Chugger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 That actually sounds pretty good. It's even better when you shove them up your ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Wait's over Butt Chugger. Chugg on this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Irish Doggy Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 It's even better when you shove them up your ass. 21 y.o. girls or the gummy bears? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Avernus Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 any guy who shoves anything up his ass is suspect to me....I don't care if he's smuggling cocaine....it breaks man law.... unless you're ghey, then you're no longer suspect...you take it in the caboose and narrows down the options for women which makes people like me look all that much better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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