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I know a man who is addicted to brake fluid...

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But be careful of the one addicted to blinker fluid. He has been known to flash.

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He says he can stop anytime.

 

:rimshot:

 

:lol:

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:bow:

 

:pc: Showing that unta is DMD's favorite

Edited by Big John

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I love you all the same. Though there is actually a bit of a range inside "same".

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There actually is a show about people's weird habits/addictions ( I can't remember the name) and they featured a chick that loved to drink gasoline.

 

 

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There actually is a show about people's weird habits/addictions ( I can't remember the name) and they featured a chick that loved to drink gasoline.

 

I think it's called "My strange Addiction".

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There actually is a show about people's weird habits/addictions ( I can't remember the name) and they featured a chick that loved to drink gasoline.

 

 

I had a Great Uncle that would do that. He was banned from buying alcohol by the state of NC after his, oh, 73rd DUI... Sad part about this is that he was doing this in the late 70's and early 80's when unleaded was tough to come by.

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I think he needs to check his muffler bearings

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I used to drink crude oil... but it gave me gas.

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I used to drink crude oil... but it gave me gas.

 

 

Is this some sort of economist joke?

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I used to drink crude oil... but it gave me gas.

 

 

...and now you are more refined.

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I used to drink crude oil... but it gave me gas.

 

...and now you are more refined.

 

:lol:

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I dreamt about mufflers last night

Woke up exhausted.

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Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning, "Windows frozen."

Husband texts back, "Pour some luke warm water over it."

Wife texts back "Computer completely fu*ked now."

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