I know a man who is addicted to brake fluid...

[untateve 7]

He says he can stop anytime.

[Big John 870]

But be careful of the one addicted to blinker fluid. He has been known to flash.

[Chargerz 26]

He says he can stop anytime.

 

:rimshot:

 

[DMD 331]

[Big John 870]

 

Showing that unta is DMD's favorite

Edited May 9, 2012 by Big John

[DMD 331]

I love you all the same. Though there is actually a bit of a range inside "same".

[MikesVikes 142]

I'd put the brakes on that relationship.

[Cunning Runt 8]

There actually is a show about people's weird habits/addictions ( I can't remember the name) and they featured a chick that loved to drink gasoline.

 

 

[buddahj 360]

There actually is a show about people's weird habits/addictions ( I can't remember the name) and they featured a chick that loved to drink gasoline.

 

I think it's called "My strange Addiction".

[nuke'em ttg 13]

[SEC=UGA 47]

There actually is a show about people's weird habits/addictions ( I can't remember the name) and they featured a chick that loved to drink gasoline.

 

 

I had a Great Uncle that would do that. He was banned from buying alcohol by the state of NC after his, oh, 73rd DUI... Sad part about this is that he was doing this in the late 70's and early 80's when unleaded was tough to come by.

[loaf 1,084]

I think he needs to check his muffler bearings

[wiegie 18]

I used to drink crude oil... but it gave me gas.

[SEC=UGA 47]

I used to drink crude oil... but it gave me gas.

 

 

Is this some sort of economist joke?

[geeteebee 3]

I used to drink crude oil... but it gave me gas.

 

 

...and now you are more refined.

[Chargerz 26]

I used to drink crude oil... but it gave me gas.

 

...and now you are more refined.

 

[The Holy Roller 3]

...and now you are more refined.

 

 

[wiegie 18]

...and now you are more refined.

 

[loaf 1,084]

I dreamt about mufflers last night

Woke up exhausted.

[rocknrobn26 43]

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning, "Windows frozen."

Husband texts back, "Pour some luke warm water over it."

Wife texts back "Computer completely fu*ked now."