polksalet Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Long ago in England, a very nasty witch was terrorizing the population. A committee of residents was sent to see the Wizard to try to do something about the witch. The wizard gave them a potion that would turn the witch into a statue. The townspeople managed to put the potion in the witch's food. When she found out about it she turned green with rage, but it was too late. The potion worked as expected. The jubilant population had a big celebration and parade, and placed the petrified witch in a park as a public example. Pretty soon, people discovered that the witch had been placed in a position that made her a perfect sundial, and started using her to tell the time of day. Even today, people refer to "Mean Green Witch Time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billay Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Shouldn't that be Green Witch Mean Time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted June 1, 2012 Author Share Posted June 1, 2012 Shouldn't that be Green Witch Mean Time? no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 by "witch" do they mean "women" that does not do what she is told? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted June 1, 2012 Author Share Posted June 1, 2012 likely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrab Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Great? I'd say that's not even good, very corny and sort of grade school type humor. To each his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted June 1, 2012 Author Share Posted June 1, 2012 Great? I'd say that's not even good, very corny and sort of grade school type humor. To each his own. you would understand if you were a Steeler fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrab Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 you would understand if you were a Steeler fan. No, I'd kill myself if I were a Steeler fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 you would understand if you were a Steeler fan. You robbed me 2 minutes of my life, like the Steelers robbed the Seahawks a superbowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted June 1, 2012 Author Share Posted June 1, 2012 No, I'd kill myself if I were a Steeler fan I think what you mean is that if your brain expanded to the size necessary to hold so much greatness you would die because your walnut sized skull couldn't hold it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Except it is prounced GREN-ich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 You robbed me 2 minutes of my life, like the Steelers robbed the Seahawks a superbowl It took you 2 minutes to read that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 It took you 2 minutes to read that? it was sofa king bad i read it 10 times thinking i missed something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 it was sofa king bad i read it 10 times thinking i missed something I still dont get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 I still dont get it He rearrainged the words and mispronounced Greenwich Mean Time, or GMT, of which all time is based on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 He rearrainged the words and mispronounced Greenwich Mean Time, or GMT, of which all time is based on. OK now I get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 it was sofa king bad i read it 10 times thinking i missed something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 I still dont get it how many times did u read it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 I still like the brake fluid one. Been telling that ever since... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. I actually laughed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 A joke which isn't dirty, vulgar or nasty is always refreshing. Not that the other kind doesn't have its merits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrab Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 A joke which isn't dirty, vulgar or nasty is always refreshing. Not that the other kind doesn't have its merits But it still has to be funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Know how gay guys fake orgasms? They spit on each others' backs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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