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1 hour ago, Big Country said:

Lots of newbies trying to claim OG status in this thread.....

 

Although my profile says 2004, it was actually 2000 or so when I signed up and started posting. I remember reading about Edgerrin James and Shaun Alexander's rookie reviews, so may have been 1999. All the switch over f'd with my stuff...Long enough for OG? If not, my bad...

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Dan Pastorini 

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Atomic CEO and his wine and scrapbooking photo exchange party with a bunch of dudes.

 

ETA - And if I'm not an OG, part of the in crowd, who gives a flying bag of crap on fire. I'll take pictures of you all sucking each other's little wankers and mail you a scrapbook of them with a gay porn mag as the bonus!

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Someone has their britches bunched again. :lol:

 

Hell, BC can call anyone he damn well pleases in here a newbie.

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7 minutes ago, rajncajn said:

Someone has their britches bunched again. :lol:

 

Hell, BC can call anyone he damn well pleases in here a newbie.

Ha! Totally...

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15 minutes ago, rajncajn said:

Someone has their britches bunched again. :lol:

 

Hell, BC can call anyone he damn well pleases in here a newbie.

Nah, I can care less, just having some fun trying to bring some folks out of the woodwork.  

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19 hours ago, rajncajn said:

Someone has their britches bunched again. :lol:

 

Hell, BC can call anyone he damn well pleases in here a newbie.

 

Haha, darn whippersnappers, get off my lawn

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I remember my first WCOFF draft in Vegas 2007 and a bunch of OG's at dinner saturday night. Myself, msaint, darin, bier, twiley, RR26, alchico, BC, bushwacked. kidcid I think. Big John was there I think....not sure who all was at the other end of the table. good memories...the parts i remember. :headbang:

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18 minutes ago, BillyBalata said:

I remember my first WCOFF draft in Vegas 2007 and a bunch of OG's at dinner saturday night. Myself, msaint, darin, bier, twiley, RR26, alchico, BC, bushwacked. kidcid I think. Big John was there I think....not sure who all was at the other end of the table. good memories...the parts i remember. :headbang:

Yup Billy, for sure...that was great, was awesome to finally meet a bunch you in person, we had quite a feast/drink-fest. That was back when WCOFF was the high stakes event in the entire country (before it imploded/went bankrupt) & $300,000 top prize was utterly MIND-BLOWING (before DraftKings & FanDuel considered that pocket change).

 

I remember I was with my Boston pals and they were like, "Wait, who are these 'Huddle' dudes we're meeting again? You've never met them? You 'met them online'? Are we gonna end up butchered and fed to pigs in the desert?" I was like, "Do any of these guys look like murderers? [scans drunks at table]. Well, a couple do." As I probably did. :D Ah, the innocent, newbie days of the internet when everyone was a potential serial killer....

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1 hour ago, BillyBalata said:

I remember my first WCOFF draft in Vegas 2007 and a bunch of OG's at dinner saturday night. Myself, msaint, darin, bier, twiley, RR26, alchico, BC, bushwacked. kidcid I think. Big John was there I think....not sure who all was at the other end of the table. good memories...the parts i remember. :headbang:

 

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52 minutes ago, msaint2020 said:

Yup Billy, for sure...that was great, was awesome to finally meet a bunch you in person, we had quite a feast/drink-fest. That was back when WCOFF was the high stakes event in the entire country (before it imploded/went bankrupt) & $300,000 top prize was utterly MIND-BLOWING (before DraftKings & FanDuel considered that pocket change).

 

I remember I was with my Boston pals and they were like, "Wait, who are these 'Huddle' dudes we're meeting again? You've never met them? You 'met them online'? Are we gonna end up butchered and fed to pigs in the desert?" I was like, "Do any of these guys look like murderers? [scans drunks at table]. Well, a couple do." As I probably did. :D Ah, the innocent, newbie days of the internet when everyone was a potential serial killer....

 

Would he like his kidney back?  I sure we can track it down.

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Late to the party, but... Porter or Burleson?

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See if you can pick out the old names.... (long.. and original post by yours truly)

 

Celebrity Deathmatch:

 

Dorey : {wearing a “chick magnet” t-shirt} Welcome Ladies and Gents to another episode of Celebrity Deathmatch live from the Huddle.com!

 

Grid : {wearing a “I’m with stupid ” t-shirt} This week’s match-up is one that has been developing since early on in the season, ever since Ricky Watters….{interrupted by Dorey}

 

Dorey : It’s Saturday Night and you all know what that means! 

 

Grid : Yeah, it means another evening of cheetoes and videos.

 

Dorey : Um, not quite. Anyway, this is an exciting match-up between two of our regulars at the Huddle.com (Hey, I have got to get the commercial plug-ins where ever I can.). This has got to be the best match-up to date. 

 

Grid : Best match-up, my ……

 

Dorey : Tonight, here at the Huddle.com and no where else, we have the defending Champion with the repertoire of movie one liners……….Ernie! 

 

Grid : Barney the dinosaur has better lines than he does.

 

Dorey : And the Challenger, the master of the snide remark……..Bert!

 

Grid : And we know Bert in this room somewhere! {quick look left, then a look right, squinting with both eyes}

 

 

 

[Meanwhile in the Team Ernie dressing room]

 

{Ernie’s Trainer is trying to get Ernie pumped up}

 

figme : Okay Champ, you need to come out punching hard and with intensity.

 

Ernie : I’m gonna kick his skippy into next week!

 

figme : That’s the spirit!

 

Ernie : I’m gonna moider him!

 

{A concession stand employee is escorted in}

 

Purple Rain : Would you like a “fountain drink” before the big match?

 

Ernie : Whatcha got there big guy?

 

Purple Rain : I have both “Lemonade” and “Grape Juice” for you’re drinking pleasure. {He says with a smirk}

 

Ernie : Gimme some Grape Juice. Say, anyone told you that you have a purdy mouth?

 

Purple Rain : No, here’s your beverage, sir. {He scurries out of the dressing room}

 

 

[back to the broadcast booth]

 

Dorey : This is one monster match, even the Hollywood stars have come out for this one. I think I saw the Swami roaming around here someplace. And Willy the Hall of Fame inductee is making his way to his seat.

 

Grid : I agree, look in the front row right now. It’s the Furious One and his date for the evening, David Duchovney from the X-Files!

 

Dorey : All I can say is that I hope they didn’t leave the limousine’s injun running. This won’t be a quick match in the slightest.

 

 

 

[And in the Team Bert dressing room]

 

{Bert’s manager is giving Bert the old pep talk as well}

 

Grego : Your opponent is an old nemesis of mine. He’s after you to get to me.

 

Bert : Bring him on!

 

Grego : The key to beating Ernie is to bring him to his knees early in the match. That’s when his instinct will kick in and he’s at his best. But, he doesn’t have the endurance to withstand the spurts of fire that you’ll rain down upon him.

 

Bert : Make him kneel, then bob and weave…got it coach.

 

{Grego notices a movement in the room}

 

Grego : Hey who’s that lurker in the corner of the room?

 

Bert : No need to worry, it’s only Pratts. You just need to wake him up every now and again.

 

 

[back to the broadcast booth]

 

Grid : What the ?!?! Hey, look over there!

 

{untateve is holding up a sign that says “one shaven wench with dentures to boot for the low, low cost of free”.} 

 

Dorey : I’m not sure that means, it must be an inside joke of some sort.

 

Grid : Probably an Ernie fan.

 

Dorey : We at the Huddle.com will let just about anybody seeking enjoyment within our friendly confines.

 

Grid : Yeah, all except that one guy outside selling maps. He really needs a job. I bet I can find him one on the West Side of town. 

 

 

 

[Cut to the ring announcer]

 

RAD : Welcome one, welcome all to tonight’s extravaganza! I am happy to announce that the proud sponsor of tonight’s main event is the one and only Mountain Dew Corporation. Let’s give a round of applause for the sponsor.

 

{Crowd boos ever so slightly}

 

 

 

[Ernie is making his entrance]

 

{Fireworks display and the crowd goes wild!}

 

Dorey : Ernie is all business tonight.

 

Grid : No doubt, why else would he be escorted to the ring by BRETT FAVRE and Big Red?

 

Dorey : It’s only a matter of time until this battle is under way.

 

{Ernie makes his entrance into the ring and raises his eyebrows in the form of a “V” for victory}

 

 

[bert is making his entrance]

 

{An open elevator lowers from the ceiling and the crowd roars with anticipation}

 

Dorey : Wow, what an entrance. It’s Bert with his two bodyguards.

 

Grid : Can you believe it?!?! Bert has Marilyn Manson as a bodyguard! And some nerdy guy other one. I’m not sure who that is.

 

Dorey : I recognize him…..it’s Paul from the Wonder Years! Boy does Bert know how to put on a show.

 

{Bert is lowered into the ring}

 

 

[back in the ring]

 

{The referee waddles into the center of the ring}

 

Penguin : Okay gentlemen I’ve read you the rules in the locker room. Let’s have a good clean fight. Any questions?

 

Bert : Yeah, does Jamama shave Ernie’s eyebrows?

 

Penguin : Enough. Now touch gloves and come out fighting!

 

Ernie : I must break you!

 

 

 

[in the booth]

 

Dorey : Wow. Two combatants are trying to make it into the Celebrity Deathmatch Hall of Fame!

 

Grid : I can’t wait until the Royal Rumble from the Huddle.com next year.

 

 

 

[And to the fight]

 

RAD : Leeeeetttt’s get ready to ruuuuummmmmbbbblleee!

 

{Crowd does the wave and screams for their fighter. Ernie, Ernie, Ernie. Bert, Bert, Bert}

 

Penguin : Let’s get it on!

 

{Ernie leaps from his corner and attempts a jump spinning hammer fist to Bert’s head}

 

{Bert does a triple flip into the air and performs a flying sidekick toward Ernie’s midsection}

 

{And as the two combatants exchange blows}

 

Dorey : Oh my …….oh, my!

 

Grid : Best match-up ever….ha!

 

Dorey : Who would have thought that their marionette strings would get caught and hang them both?!?!

 

Grid : GBCM

 

 

 

[Now a word from station identification]

 

Whitney : Goodbye.

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Didn't Purple Rain change names? Was that supercuts? :lol:

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1 hour ago, rajncajn said:

Didn't Purple Rain change names? Was that supercuts? :lol:

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1 hour ago, rajncajn said:

Didn't Purple Rain change names? Was that supercuts? :lol:


 

unofficially, grunge was Supercuts 

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Remember Commentary from the Edge by Kevin Ratarree? It was wicked funny and one thing we always had to edit since he would say most anything. I tried to look him up and the only mention of a Kevin Ratarree on the internet was an obituary last year.  By now I have done through several computers since the early days and cannot remember the names of all our writers back then.

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4 hours ago, DMD said:

Remember Commentary from the Edge by Kevin Ratarree? It was wicked funny and one thing we always had to edit since he would say most anything. I tried to look him up and the only mention of a Kevin Ratarree on the internet was an obituary last year.  By now I have done through several computers since the early days and cannot remember the names of all our writers back then.

That was some of the best stuff around. He went by ratsass on the boards.

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6 hours ago, Bier Meister said:


 

unofficially, grunge was Supercuts 

Yeah,  I  know a few people still have that pic. :lol: 

I thought Grunge went through a couple of name changes as well. That's why I thought it was maybe him. All that was well before I really started diving into the boards. 

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These stories bring back some good memories, but also, makes me realize how I do miss a few of the originals from here that are no longer with us (I swear I don't mean this to be a downer).

 

A big cheers in heaven to our friends aqualung and Skippy (apologies if I missed anyone else), you guys are missed ---   :brew:  

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