irish Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 (edited) So my wife, who's not into sports, always loves the sounds of the game. When I'm watching a game, I'll often hear her chuckling at the things commentators say, like: -The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. -He came at his blind side and got him from behind. -He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow -It's a game of inches. -That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it. -When you get down in this area, you gotta just start pounding it. -He's gonna feel that one tomorrow. -He found his tight end. -He has great ball control -He had to stretch to get it in -He gets penetration into the backfield -He blows them off (at the line) -He bangs it in -He could go all the way -He gets it off just in time -He goes deep -He found a hole and slid through it -He pounds it in -He beats them off (the line) -He's got great hands So, which one is your favorite/s? I really like the 2 that I bolded. And Well, Jerry Jones, when being interviewed recently, added his own gem... Cowboys owner Jerry Jones tells @1053thefan yes, he follows what people say about him. Human nature. A friend asked him: "Why in the world do you listen to talk radio? They’re wearing your proverbial butt out." Jerry: "I like pain. I just like to hear it. Just put it in me." Edited September 18, 2021 by irish 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bree22 Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 Love the post. girlfriend says this " When you get down in this area, you gotta just start pounding it. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
League_Champion Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 Former Tight end now a Wide Receiver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted September 18, 2021 Author Share Posted September 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, LordOpie said: :Irishwink: I like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinishTheDrill Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 I did not expect this thread from you! funny stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted September 19, 2021 Author Share Posted September 19, 2021 44 minutes ago, FinishTheDrill said: I did not expect this thread from you! funny stuff. I was literally laughing out loud multiple times reading the Jerry Jones piece and then the top lines commentators say during games. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrab Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 -He's gonna feel that one tomorrow. I like when they start using heavy equipment to describe lineman like "they're a real road grater or bulldozer". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 along these lines.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrab Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 14 minutes ago, darin3 said: along these lines.... With the ass whooping the Saints got that picture is kind of backwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn5033 Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 One of our local radio morning shows used to do a bit every Tuesday morning. It was called something like the dirty Monday night football game. It was always stuff that Gruden said just like the lines posted above. It was hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gijoerock Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Never paid much attention to the commentators. However, your wife has good reasons to chuckle at the Anal-Lysts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PotentialNobody Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 Jags V Bengals ”The best asset you can give a young QB is a good tight end” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gijoerock Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 He just said.... "Robinson was able to stay up and get it in" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted October 1, 2021 Author Share Posted October 1, 2021 Boyd has been getting some action tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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