irish 1,823 Posted September 18, 2021 (edited) So my wife, who's not into sports, always loves the sounds of the game. When I'm watching a game, I'll often hear her chuckling at the things commentators say, like: -The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. -He came at his blind side and got him from behind. -He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow -It's a game of inches. -That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it. -When you get down in this area, you gotta just start pounding it. -He's gonna feel that one tomorrow. -He found his tight end. -He has great ball control -He had to stretch to get it in -He gets penetration into the backfield -He blows them off (at the line) -He bangs it in -He could go all the way -He gets it off just in time -He goes deep -He found a hole and slid through it -He pounds it in -He beats them off (the line) -He's got great hands So, which one is your favorite/s? I really like the 2 that I bolded. And Well, Jerry Jones, when being interviewed recently, added his own gem... Cowboys owner Jerry Jones tells @1053thefan yes, he follows what people say about him. Human nature. A friend asked him: "Why in the world do you listen to talk radio? They’re wearing your proverbial butt out." Jerry: "I like pain. I just like to hear it. Just put it in me." Edited September 18, 2021 by irish 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bree22 6 Posted September 18, 2021 Love the post. girlfriend says this " When you get down in this area, you gotta just start pounding it. " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League_Champion 2,815 Posted September 18, 2021 Former Tight end now a Wide Receiver Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LordOpie 2,818 Posted September 18, 2021 2 hours ago, irish said: The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. :Irishwink: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irish 1,823 Posted September 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, LordOpie said: :Irishwink: I like it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FinishTheDrill 208 Posted September 19, 2021 I did not expect this thread from you! funny stuff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irish 1,823 Posted September 19, 2021 44 minutes ago, FinishTheDrill said: I did not expect this thread from you! funny stuff. I was literally laughing out loud multiple times reading the Jerry Jones piece and then the top lines commentators say during games. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevegrab 1,430 Posted September 20, 2021 -He's gonna feel that one tomorrow. I like when they start using heavy equipment to describe lineman like "they're a real road grater or bulldozer". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darin3 1,688 Posted September 20, 2021 along these lines.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevegrab 1,430 Posted September 20, 2021 14 minutes ago, darin3 said: along these lines.... With the ass whooping the Saints got that picture is kind of backwards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Finn5033 410 Posted September 20, 2021 One of our local radio morning shows used to do a bit every Tuesday morning. It was called something like the dirty Monday night football game. It was always stuff that Gruden said just like the lines posted above. It was hilarious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gijoerock 216 Posted September 20, 2021 Never paid much attention to the commentators. However, your wife has good reasons to chuckle at the Anal-Lysts. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PotentialNobody 12 Posted October 1, 2021 Jags V Bengals ”The best asset you can give a young QB is a good tight end” 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gijoerock 216 Posted October 1, 2021 He just said.... "Robinson was able to stay up and get it in" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irish 1,823 Posted October 1, 2021 Boyd has been getting some action tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
