irish

What did he just say?!

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So my wife, who's not into sports, always loves the sounds of the game.  When I'm watching a game, I'll often hear her chuckling at the things commentators say, like:

 

-The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. 
-He came at his blind side and got him from behind. 

-He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow 

-It's a game of inches. 

-That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it. 

-When you get down in this area, you gotta just start pounding it. 

-He's gonna feel that one tomorrow. 

-He found his tight end. 

-He has great ball control 

-He had to stretch to get it in 

-He gets penetration into the backfield 

-He blows them off (at the line) 

-He bangs it in 

-He could go all the way 

-He gets it off just in time 

-He goes deep 

-He found a hole and slid through it 

-He pounds it in 

-He beats them off (the line) 

-He's got great hands

 

So, which one is your favorite/s?  I really like the 2 that I bolded. 

 

And

 

Well, Jerry Jones, when being interviewed recently,  added his own gem...

 

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones tells @1053thefan yes, he follows what people say about him. Human nature.

A friend asked him: "Why in the world do you listen to talk radio? They’re wearing your proverbial butt out."

Jerry: "I like pain. I just like to hear it. Just put it in me."

 

:moon:   :yay:   :TD:

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Love the post.

 

girlfriend says this " When you get down in this area, you gotta just start pounding it. "

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2 hours ago, irish said:

The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.

:Irishwink:

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3 minutes ago, LordOpie said:

:Irishwink:

I like it!

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44 minutes ago, FinishTheDrill said:

I did not expect this thread from you!  

 

funny stuff.  

I was literally laughing out loud multiple times reading the Jerry Jones piece and then the top lines commentators say during games. 

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-He's gonna feel that one tomorrow. 

 

I like when they start using heavy equipment to describe lineman like "they're a real road grater or bulldozer".  

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One of our local radio morning shows used to do a bit every Tuesday morning. It was called something like the dirty Monday night football game. It was always stuff that Gruden said just like the lines posted above. It was hilarious 

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Never paid much attention to the commentators. However, your wife has good reasons to chuckle at the Anal-Lysts.

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Boyd has been getting some action tonight. 

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