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Must admit I struggled this week. Not as much material.

 

In the Stadium named for the great Paul Brown,

The Steelers were prepared to hand out another beat-down;

The Bengals got the ball first, but to their dismay,

They couldn’t do anything and had to punt it away;

 

The Steelers took over and started moving with ease,

It started to look like we would win in a breeze;

But after two sacks, we were punting away,

It was clear from the beginning that these Cats came to play;

 

But the defense forced the Bengals to go 3 and out,

Randle El to the 17, we’ll get 6 here, no doubt;

But the Bengals continued to impress with their D,

The Steelers were stopped and settled for 3;

 

The Bengals took over, and started moving the ball,

They made it clear to the Steelers, they were in for a brawl;

Chad Johnson goes up and makes a great catch,

Then he preceded to do a solo sparring match;

 

Chad came through on his promise, did everyone bring their buck ?

If you did you got ripped off, because that dance sure did suck;

You asked your own fans to bring out their money,

But boy that was weak, at least T.O.’s are funny;

 

But the Bengals had the lead and Steeler fans were worried,

Especially with the way Big Ben was being hurried;

The offense answered back and moved into the red zone,

But a penalty and a sack put our points on postpone;

 

A nice punt by Gardocki put the Cats in the whole,

The Steelers needed to hold them and get on a roll;

For the Bengal fans in the stands, nothing was scarier,

Than seeing an interception and a touchdown by Farrior;

 

The Bengals bounced back with a drive of their own,

Carson hit Washington in the back of the endzone;

Cincy’s drive was impressive and made a statement to say,

Buckle up Steelers, because we came to play;

 

The Steelers offense again, proved ready to rumble,

But once in the Red Zone, Big Ben had a fumble;

That took us to the end of the half,

The boys were going to hear Bill Cowher’s wrath;

 

In the second half, both teams struggled moving the ball,

The defenses pressure, were putting the O’s to a stall;

But all of a sudden the Bus got it rolling,

He was knocking over defenders, like pins when he’s bowling;

 

Big Ben’s once again, looking like “The Man”,

A pass to Tuman and then a TD to Dan;

Kreider’s in the endzone, the Steelers are in the lead,

The extra point was put through by our kicker Jeff Reed;

 

The game was turned over to the Blitsburgh’s Big ‘D’,

The results were quite good, we’d have to agree;

This one wasn’t pretty, it was ugly, it’s true,

But we still go the win, which is what good teams must do;

 

Now its back to the Burgh for a date with the Skins,

8 Starts by Big Ben, and all of them wins;

The Steelers are 9-1 and all I can say is WOW,

As I go back to waving my terrible towel;

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OK, That's it Menudo. This is now a committment. You have to write a poem every week! :D:D

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i didn't watch the game but i feel as if i did now. nice job. lol. great win for the team. the steelers are laying a huge number this week at home against the skins. they are favored by 10.5 pts. lot of lumber.

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I'm glad this poem had a happy ending. Oh and the game as well. I knew that the Bungles were going to be there to play but who'd have though that was the toughest defense we would face in the past few week?

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Big Ben is hard to tackle, a deceiving escapist.

"Drats!" The D-line said.  "We must sack that rapist!"

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  1. Menudo is not
  2. here to defend his writings
  3. nor to his haikus

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On 11/22/2004 at 10:40 AM, crispirons said:

i didn't watch the game but i feel as if i did now. nice job. lol. great win for the team. the steelers are laying a huge number this week at home against the skins. they are favored by 10.5 pts. lot of lumber.

 

On 11/22/2004 at 11:06 AM, Skippy said:

I'm glad this poem had a happy ending. Oh and the game as well. I knew that the Bungles were going to be there to play but who'd have though that was the toughest defense we would face in the past few week?

😞

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47 minutes ago, Bier Meister said:

 

😞

+😔

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We know that Skippy passed away, but whatever happened to crispy?

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14 hours ago, Big John said:

We know that Skippy passed away, but whatever happened to crispy?

Or rovers

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^ he's busy yelling at kids to stay off his lawn.

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3 hours ago, loaf said:

Or rovers

 

25 minutes ago, gilthorp said:

^ he's busy yelling at kids to stay off his lawn.

 

I thought rovers stormed off after being called out on some racial rants about driving incidents

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3 minutes ago, Bier Meister said:

 

 

I thought rovers stormed off after being called out on some racial rants about driving incidents

while drunk.  He spent some time on FBG then was unheard from since.

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Whoa that's a blast from the past, the poem.... and a few of those names ^^^

 

The heyday of The Huddle's forums.  Man, those were some fun times.

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