Jumpin Johnies Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern? A: Does bail money count against the salary cap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System". Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 A woman in Dallas calls 911. When the officer answers the phone the woman is hysterical and tells the cop that a man has just broken into her home and she thinks he intends to rape her. The officer explain that they are just extremely busy at the moment and tells her "Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Q: What's the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby? A: Eventually the baby stops whining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 The Cowboys had a 8 and 8 season this year. 8 arrests, 8 convictions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 JJ, you have the Cowboys and Titans confused. Oh and there are 53 players on the roster these days. Thanks for playing; however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 JJ, you have the Cowboys and Titans confused. Oh and there are 53 players on the roster these days. Thanks for playing; however. 728898[/snapback] The other six were in jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereAreMyRedShoes! Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 speaking of jail. How long is that fat *** Nate Newton in jail for. How dumb is that guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herdmaster Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 speaking of jail. How long is that fat *** Nate Newton in jail for. How dumb is that guy. 729011[/snapback] I would guess he's smarter than Dexter Manley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 I would guess he's smarter than Dexter Manley 729491[/snapback] Manley was a dumba$$ but Newton takes the cake. In every sense of word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Jerry Jones is a dumbass but Danny Snyder takes the cake. In every sense of word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Manley .... word. 729593[/snapback] You shouldn't use Manley and word in the same sentence JJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 You shouldn't use Manley and word in the same sentence JJ. 729605[/snapback] I didn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selly Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 Jerry Jones is a dumbass but Danny Snyder takes the cake. In every sense of word. 729601[/snapback] Speaking as a Skins fan, I'd say Snyder buys the cake, overpays, and then trades the cake for a Twinkie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 (edited) It's like watching some sad mongoloid retarded kids on the short bus swipe feebly at each other with their stubby arms while wailing out "I am not an animal!!" Until I realized I was also a retarded kid on the bus. Just a quieter one drooling in the corner by myself. Edited March 11, 2005 by skins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 It's like watching some sad mongoloid retarded kids on the short bus swipe feebly at each other with their stubby arms while wailing out "I am not an animal!!" Until I realized I was also a retarded kid on the bus. Just a quieter one drooling in the corner by myself. 729707[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vote Quimby2 Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 This thread is . Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 This thread is . Carry on. 729735[/snapback] That's your best avy so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 I remember when Dexter Manley (we called him Genghis back then) used to try and steal my money and lunch when I got on the short bus. I'd hide his "Reading for Dummies" book and steal his Rolex off his stubby wrist as revenge. And that's why I hate the Redskins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 I remember when Dexter Manley (we called him Genghis back then) used to try and steal my money and lunch when I got on the short bus. I'd hide his "Reading for Dummies" book and steal his Rolex off his stubby wrist as revenge. And that's why I hate the Redskins. 729755[/snapback] Thats a good reason. I used to score rock off him at the merry go round. Thats why I love the Redskins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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