Azazello1313 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 i compared brentastic's voice to dave matthews and tiny tim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 I was absolutely green in the gills sea sick on a boat last summer..My body was completely shut down. Puking and holding on to this steel pole were the only 2 things I could do..Of course my friends took every opportunity to abuse me for 4 torturious hours..The final straw came when one of my friends poured a full heiniken all over me. It was a rainy day and I couldnt get that strong heavy beer smell off of me..It made me puke whatever was left in my system..Here comes the part the Italians will enjoy . I was stranded in the middle in the of the ocean and rendered weak and useless..I really wanted the kid that poured the beer on me to suffer a horrific accident at this point..All I had left at this point was to do something ive never done to anyone before ..I gave him the horns. I actually made the horns will my hand and gestured it at him and wished him evil. I swear to God may I be struck down if every word of this isnt true the second I gave him the horns we got hit with a big swell and he went flying across the boat and cracked his head open on a steel bar that was there to hold onto..He had a hugh gash right over his eye and could barely see. 1356207[/snapback] I thought that was called 'melocho' (sp), but it's called: "The corna (Italian for horns, also mano cornuta) is a gesture with a vulgar meaning in Mediterranean countries. Its origins can be traced to Ancient Greece. It is realized by stretching the index and little fingers while holding the middle and ring fingers down with the thumb." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 i would always volunteer to make their drinks. stirring them with my wang. 1357345[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonehand Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 (edited) I thought that was called 'melocho' (sp), but it's called: "The corna (Italian for horns, also mano cornuta) is a gesture with a vulgar meaning in Mediterranean countries. Its origins can be traced to Ancient Greece. It is realized by stretching the index and little fingers while holding the middle and ring fingers down with the thumb." 1357374[/snapback] Mano Cornudo is also the 2nd album from the Supersuckers < and right here! Edited March 8, 2006 by Bonehand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donutrun Jellies Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 i compared brentastic's voice to dave matthews and tiny tim 1357351[/snapback] That did get a reaction ... :doah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolverines Fan Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 Some guy was blocking Mrs. PD from leaving the bar and returning to our table, said he'd let her go when he got her phone #- I knocked him out. 1356395[/snapback] Good for you. Hitting on a guy's wife is just wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainHook Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 You guys are mean and should all be banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted March 9, 2006 Author Share Posted March 9, 2006 Good for you. Hitting on a guy's wife is just wrong. 1358384[/snapback] Guys like that deserve to be clocked. My wife got hit on numerous times in New Orleans 2 weeks ago and she just casually mentioned she was here with her husband and pointed at me from across the bar. They threw their arms up and said, "That's cool." and left. One guy even bought me a few shots as an apology. I wasn't sure why he needed to apologize but I wasn't going to turn down free shots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PantherDave Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Guys like that deserve to be clocked. My wife got hit on numerous times in New Orleans 2 weeks ago and she just casually mentioned she was here with her husband and pointed at me from across the bar. They threw their arms up and said, "That's cool." and left. One guy even bought me a few shots as an apology. I wasn't sure why he needed to apologize but I wasn't going to turn down free shots. 1359653[/snapback] I didn't blind side the guy, I actually walked up, gave him a chance, he still kept it up, so "lights out". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebellab Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Guys like that deserve to be clocked. My wife got hit on numerous times in New Orleans 2 weeks ago and she just casually mentioned she was here with her husband and pointed at me from across the bar. They threw their arms up and said, "That's cool." and left. One guy even bought me a few shots as an apology. I wasn't sure why he needed to apologize but I wasn't going to turn down free shots. 1359653[/snapback] My wife's ex-boyfriend frequents the same bar we do on the weekends. Everynight he is there and we are as well he buys me a drink. I am not sure if he is trying to get me drunk to take her away, or thanking me for taking her off his hands. Like you said I am not going to sweat the small stuff. I raise the glass and thank him for it none the less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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