DemonKnight Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Jesus walks into a hotel, puts four nails down on the counter and asks “Can you put me up for the night?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundaynfl Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager. As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee she's fat!" The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet. A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!" The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager begin to emit a beep, beep, beep. The little boy yells out, "Run, she's backing up!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 (edited) A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee she's fat!" The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet. A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!" The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager begin to emit a beep, beep, beep. The little boy yells out, "Run, she's backing up!!" Yet another: Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f'ing business. Edited July 20, 2007 by rocknrobn26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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