dmarc117 Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed and slipped into the garage. I threw my clubs in the trunk and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, ‘The weather out there is terrible.’ My loving wife of 10 years replied, ‘Can you believe my dumbass husband is playing golf in that?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 An American businessman went to Japan for a meeting with the CEO of a large Japanese company. The plan was to play a round of golf on Sunday and then talk business on Monday. Getting into town on Saturday and wanting to blow off a little steam, the American hires an 'escort' to come to his hotel room. The escort speaks no English, and during the action she's panting and moaning and yelling "Foo-ka anah!". Next day he's playing golf with the CEO, who is bi-lingual. The CEO Eagles the first hole from about 100 yards out, and the American, looking to impress, wants to compliment the shot in Japanese. Remembering the hooker's screams of passion from the night before, he says to the CEO "Foo-ka anah!". The CEO replies "Wrong hole? I'm pretty sure that's the first green. . ." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 A deaf mute steps up to tee off on the first hole of a golf course, when a large burly guy yells "Hey You!, Nobody tees off ahead of Big Ralph". Being deaf the poor guy continues to prepare for his shot, so Ralph runs up thinking the deaf mute is being obstinate, and knocks the poor guy to the ground, kicks his ball away, and prepares for his own shot. After Ralph has hit the ball and proceeded down the fairway after it, the mute gets up brushes himself off, waits a moment, and again prepares his shot. The deaf mute then hits a beautiful shot straight up the middle of the fairway, striking big Ralph in the back of the head knocking him face first into the ground unconscious. The mute then walks down the fairway, rolls big Ralph onto his back and sticks four fingers in front of Ralph's face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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