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What would you do if your child was choking?


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Good to hear everything worket out Brent. Definitely scary stuff.

 

 

Oh and I can vouch that SayItAintSoJoe needs to get to a class immediately. 15 years or so ago we were spending an entire football Sunday watching the games and drinking beer all day (just like every other fall Sunday). We walk down to my house later that night. Mrs. Puddy is already in bed and I grab a piece of chicken to curb my drunken craving. A couple of bites in and sure enough a piece is stuck in my windpipe. I start making this horrible noise trying to breathe. Joe is still there and realized I'm in trouble. He tries to do a version of the Heimlich and wraps his arms around me from behind (which incidentally felt better than it should have :wacko:) and proceeds to lift me off the ground several times trying to dislodge this piece of chicken. It was the absolute worst attempt at the Heimlich in the history of bad Heimlich attempts. I finally throw myself into the dining room wall backwards and it clears my throat.

 

I immediately go into my bedroom and ask my wife why she didn't get up to check what the hell was going on. She said she figured my drunk ass was throwing up from drinking and didn't want to deal with me. :tup:

 

Ah, the good ole days. Watching football all day. Eating, drinking, friend almost dying.

 

Good times.

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