In a nutshell...

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Now let’s look at what led us to the political situation we’re in. During the second term of the Bush presidency people just got fed up with Republicans. They were idiots, they were no good at the whole fiscal conservatism thing (which is sort of the whole point of them), we had these wars that seemed to be going nowhere, and the economy was beginning to fail. They sucked, and people were sick and tired of them.

 

Thus people turned to the Democrats. And Obama.

 

Let’s just say they also sucked.

 

AMERICANS: “So, the economy is pretty bad and there’s high employment. You think you can do something about that?”

 

DEMOCRATS AND OBAMA: “We can spend a trillion dollars we don’t have on pork and stuff.”

 

AMERICANS: “No … that’s not what we want. We’d really like you not to do that.”

 

DEMOCRATS: “You’re stupid. We’re doing it anyway.”

 

AMERICANS: “That’s not going to help us get jobs!”

 

DEMOCRATS: “Sure it will; millions of them … though they may be invisible. You’ll have to trust us they exist. And guess what else we’ll do: We’ll create a giant new government program to take over health care.”

 

AMERICANS: “That has nothing to do with jobs!”

 

DEMOCRATS: “We don’t care about that anymore. We really want a giant new health care program. We’re sure you’ll love it.”

 

AMERICANS: “Don’t pass that bill. You hear me? Absolutely do not pass that bill.”

 

DEMOCRATS: “Believe me; you’ll love it. It has … well, I don’t know what exactly is in the bill, but we’re sure it’s great.”

 

AMERICANS: “Listen to me: DO. NOT. PASS. THAT. BILL.”

 

DEMOCRATS: “You’re not the boss of me! We’re doing it anyway!”

 

AMERICANS: “Look what you did! Now the economy is way worse, we’re even deeper in debt, and we have a bunch of new laws we don’t want!”

 

DEMOCRATS: “You’re racist.”

 

AMERICANS: “Wha … How is that racist?”

 

DEMOCRATS: “Now you’re getting violent! Stop being violent and racist, you ignorant hillbillies! And remember to vote Democrat in November.”

 

So the Democrats sucked. But not just plain old, usual politician sucked, but epic levels of suck where it’s hard to find an analogue in human history that conveys the same level of suckitude. It was sheer incompetence plus arrogance — and those things do not complement each other well. We’re talking sucking that distorts time and space like a black hole.

 

It’s Godzilla-smashing-through-a-city level of suck — but a really patronizing Godzilla who says you’re just too stupid and hateful to see all the buildings he’s saved or created as he smashes everything apart. Or, to use Obama’s favorite analogy, you have a car stuck in ditch, so you call the mechanic, but the only tool he brings with him is a sledgehammer. And then he smashes your car to pieces and charges you $100,000 for his service. Finally, he calls you racist for complaining. Obama and the Democrats have been so awful, it’s hard for the human brain to even comprehend.

 

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