New words for 2007...

[Sweetlips]

From some friends across the pond....

 

 

 

TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.

 

BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

 

SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves as quick as he arrived.

 

ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

 

SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

 

SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.

What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a 'home business'.

 

SINBAD. single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

 

OHNOSECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all')

 

GOING FOR A McCrap. Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McCrap with Lies.

 

AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

 

AUSSIE KISS. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

 

BREAKING THE SEAL. Your first *** in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

 

GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

 

MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually nothing in there worth seeing.

 

MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.