isleseeya Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 maybe its my meds , but i thought this one was funny : > >After retiring, I went to the social security office > >to apply for Social Security, the woman behind the > >counter asked me for my driver's license to verify > >my age. > > > >I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my > >wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very > >sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home... "I > >will have to go home and come back later." > > > >The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened > >my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. > > > >She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and > >she processed my Social Security application. > > > > > >When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the > >Social security office. She said, > > > > > >"You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability > >too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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