Redneck at the mall

[Front Row]

A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son

were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by

almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls

that could move apart and then slide back together again.

 

 

 

 

 

The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?'

 

 

 

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I

dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my whole life; I ain't

got no idea'r what it is.'

 

 

 

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel

chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

 

 

 

The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small

room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small

circular number above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

 

 

 

Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son

 

 

'Boy................ ..go git cha Momma..............

 

 

Edited November 6, 2008 by Front Row

[Double Agent]

He wanted his wife to see the pretty lady.

 

 

That's an oldie but a goodie.