Season soon over

[tbimm]

Disclaimer; This is all in fun and in no way demeans the 12 step programs out there or any of there members. If after reading this you are still offended then SCREW YOU!

Step 1 We admitted that we were powerless over FF and our teams had become unmanageable.

Step 2 Came to believe that next August we will be able to restore our insanity.

Step 3 We made a decision to turn our wills and our lives over to fantasy baseball even though its boring.

Step 4 We made a searching and fearless player inventory for next seasons draft.

Step 5 We admitted to the ff god, ourselves, and another human being how we screwed our teams up so bad and didnt win the big prize.

Step 6 We were entirely ready to have the ff god remove all of these defects from our weekly line-ups

Step 7 We humbly asked him to remove the desire to draft Clinton Portis in the first round of next years draft.

Step 8 Made a list of all players that cost us the championship and vowed to never draft them again.

Step 9 We made that list a reality by leaving these players off of our keeper lists.

Step 10We continued to take that player inventory and when the next big scorer(AKA Antonio Gates) comes along we position ourselves to aquire him.

Step 11 We sought through prayer and meditation to improve our ability to predict week in and week out " Which players will score the most points"

Step 12 Having had this foootball awakening as a result of these steps we went on a 5 season championship spree and shared our knowledge with all other "Huddlers" except for the ones in our league!

[bigsnell]

most definately, I can relate to that 12 step program very easily.

 

As they say, the first step to overcoming your addiction is to admit that you have one.

[Chargerz]

I will NEVER admit that I am powerless over FF!

 

Does that mean I have a problem?