spain Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was > >born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the > >hospital Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. > >Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with > >him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that > >if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or > >even said the word "ears" he would get the spanking of his life when they > >came back home. > > Little Johnny said he understood completely. > > When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." > >The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." > > Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little > >hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" > > "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said > >he will have 20/20 vision." > > "That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be shucks outta luck > >if he needed glasses!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chargerz Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Ah, anatomy jokes. I just can't get enough of 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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