nuke'em ttg Posted August 27, 2012 Author Share Posted August 27, 2012 Just FYI, it's not cheating if she does things your wife wouldn't do. knock it off matt this is over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 nuke, yer up in 32 Homers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt770 Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 knock it off matt this is over I'll bet this other woman never farts, or if she does, it smells like hazelnut coffee and fresh-baked croissants. And incidentally, if you were to make love to her all night long in every imaginable position, she'd have hazelnut coffee and fresh-baked croissants waiting for you in the morning. And she'd sing Nuuuuuuuuuuke while you ate, and rub your back, and give spot-on fantasy football advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted August 27, 2012 Author Share Posted August 27, 2012 nuke, yer up in 32 Homers... crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted August 29, 2012 Share Posted August 29, 2012 reason i ask is i met this knockout 6 months ago, the kind that's hard ta get off yer mind, anyway i was talkin with an old friend and her name came up, we both agreed that wood be a hard one ta fight off. Caution Hallmark moment: yesterday while riding my cycle thru a scenic area with lots of oak trees, the kind of road that blocks the sun and the temperature changes as ya get to the bottom, at that moment i felt no regrets about my life and knew it wouldn't be the same if i tore off a piece. Were you wearing a helmet? If not, you should go and knock boots with the hottie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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