BigChuckPGH Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 Avast ye, fellow scallowags and buccaneers, the Pitcairn Plankdancers are on the poop deck, cutlass in hand, looking to pillage Chris Godwin from those lusty wenches from Quaker Cove! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojanmojo Posted December 10, 2019 Author Share Posted December 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, BigChuckPGH said: Avast ye, fellow scallowags and buccaneers, the Pitcairn Plankdancers are on the poop deck, cutlass in hand, looking to pillage Chris Godwin from those lusty wenches from Quaker Cove! YaRRRRRR! KRAKEN!!!!! I be a sad cap’n fer ya. Privateer Godwin be the KRAKEN for the Wench Vessel and will be attempting to feast now on one of yer’ crew. Ye be takin’ a -5 into the semifinal and may lose a crew member pending the Wench Vessel’s KRAKEN’s dinner selection. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCal ChaRRRRRRgers Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 The players that be joining me crew shall be..... 1. Austin Hooper 2. John Brown 3. Amari Cooper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojanmojo Posted December 10, 2019 Author Share Posted December 10, 2019 4 minutes ago, SoCal ChaRRRRRRgers said: The players that be joining me crew shall be..... 1. Austin Hooper 2. John Brown 3. Amari Cooper Ye be a lucky pirate! Pillage successful! Please make room fer yer new crew by dropping 3 players currently on yer vessel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojanmojo Posted December 10, 2019 Author Share Posted December 10, 2019 Barataria Bay May now pillage No Ho at will. They shall be the last ship to take part in the pillage. The wench vessel’s kraken may make their dinner selection now at any time as well from the menu of Pitcairn’s crew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Jack Bednarik Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Yar...thar be slim pickers but I can no afford negative points. Me be thinking that ol Ezekiel Elliot be lookin like a big angry octoenchilada...Krakenesque one might say. In order I be pillagin 1) Sterling Shepparrrrrrd 2) Mark Ingram II the more accomplished son of Pegeyed Ingram the First 3) Carson Wentz Be his Booty Snatched? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Haha the Wench for the win! I get to keep my men for men things, as we do on the Wench Vessel. Let's add that fine pirate Julio Jones to my adventures in the toilet bowl 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojanmojo Posted December 11, 2019 Author Share Posted December 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, Iris said: Haha the Wench for the win! I get to keep my men for men things, as we do on the Wench Vessel. Let's add that fine pirate Julio Jones to my adventures in the toilet bowl And with that Privateer Jones bids farewell to Pitcairn and joins the crew o' the Wench Vessel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trojanmojo Posted December 11, 2019 Author Share Posted December 11, 2019 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Black Jack Bednarik said: Yar...thar be slim pickers but I can no afford negative points. Me be thinking that ol Ezekiel Elliot be lookin like a big angry octoenchilada...Krakenesque one might say. In order I be pillagin 1) Sterling Shepparrrrrrd 2) Mark Ingram II the more accomplished son of Pegeyed Ingram the First 3) Carson Wentz Be his Booty Snatched? SUCCESSFUL pillage! Since I be off the board I can handle this one. The 3 crew members have been kidnapped and taken aboard the Dread Pirate's Bednarik's ship back to Barataria Bay! Please make room aboard yer ship so the 3 new crew members can join yer' crew! With that, we have finished the league's first ever Post-season pillage. Thanks all and good luck to you in the playoffs! Edited December 11, 2019 by Trojanmojo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChuckPGH Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 The plankdancers limp their back into port, licking their wounds and mourning their lost Falcon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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