Friday blonde Jokes

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BLONDE LOGIC

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking...and

one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away...Florida

 

or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see

 

Florida...?????"

 

 

CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it

 

died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She

says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She

asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

 

 

RIVER WALK

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees

another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get

 

to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the

river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

 

 

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that

her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor.

"Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast, and

screamed - then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed

her

knee and screamed - likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere

 

she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a

redhead,

are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so,"

the

doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

 

BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The

Russian

said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first

on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on

the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook

their

heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the

Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're

going at night!"

 

 

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,

and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that

one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever

heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered

the

blond. "They're watch dogs."

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You know why blondes have sore belly buttons?

 

 

 

Blonde men are stupid too.

 

 

 

Sorry.... pretty bad huh?