isleseeya Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 A love story This 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" "A can of peaches." The judge asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied that there were six. The judge said, "Then I'll give you six days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the sentence, the woman's husband spoke up and asked if he could say something. "Very well," said the judge. "What is it?" "She took a can of peas too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 i wonder if the old woman got raped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 Can of peas ....I still think that's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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