spain Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Top Ten Signs The Easter Bunny Is Cranky 10. Goes around telling children that Santa's not real. 9. All the eggs seem to be hidden in dingy Irish pubs. 8. Says to one of the kids, "Tug my tail again and you're on a milk carton." 7. Created the "Melissa" computer virus. 6. Recently walked in on his wife and the Energizer Bunny. 5. Dyes Easter eggs by throwing them in the washing machine with his colored load. 4. Threw a drink in Hef's face at the Playboy Mansion. 3. Demands sponsors pay expenses of his ex-hooker girlfriend Tiffany. 2. Those ain't licorice jelly beans. 1. He's been chain-smoking the green plastic grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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