dabuffbills Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me? 'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids. ' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitem0nkey Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 this guy goes to the doctor. and the doc tells him I have some bad news. You have cancer and Alzheimer's. the patient replies, well at least I don't have cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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