nuke'em ttg Posted October 27, 2007 Author Share Posted October 27, 2007 So here's my maid story for today. The lady came by to clean our house today, and when we come home, there is a note saying that we must have forgotten we were cooking, but not to worry because she turned it off. Big smile. Yeah, she shut off the crock pot that was slow cooking a roast and potatoes for dinner. Not only do we have no dinner, but the roast is ruined after sitting out at room temp all day. How do you get to be a maid and not know what a crock pot is? ..........Wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 So here's my maid story for today. The lady came by to clean our house today, and when we come home, there is a note saying that we must have forgotten we were cooking, but not to worry because she turned it off. Big smile. Yeah, she shut off the crock pot that was slow cooking a roast and potatoes for dinner. Not only do we have no dinner, but the roast is ruined after sitting out at room temp all day. How do you get to be a maid and not know what a crock pot is? i hope pantherdave is sitting down when he reads this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 Isn't that why people have kids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 Maid - cleaning lady walked in on me as i sat on a toilet with bathroom door open in a hotel room in Geneva a few years back ...she screamed , then i screamed , and then she screamed again and walked out hate being interrupted when i am on the bowl ...even worse when i am on a foreign bowl Worse story than that but more related to the toilet deal than a maid. I was in Seattle shopping at the Nordstom's Rack. As an aside, since that's basically where Nordstroms is from, you can score some nice threads on the cheap. At any rate, they've only got one bathroom and it's not down a hall or anything. It's just a room that opens right up to the sales floor, in the women's section BTW. I've got to take a crap and close and lock the door behind me. Well, apparently I locked, but only almost closed the door behind me. So it was basically shut but not latched. This Japanese chick opens the door and freaks out when she sees me sitting on the throne taking a crap, shrieks and runs away, swinging the door completely open. Now I'm sitting on the can staring right out into the women's section of this department store halfway done with my business, trying to get somebody to freaking close the door. I have to end up doing the half-pinched shuffle over to the damn door and close the freaking thing with my pants around my waist. At any rate, that's my story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 Worse story than that but more related to the toilet deal than a maid. I was in Seattle shopping at the Nordstom's Rack. As an aside, since that's basically where Nordstroms is from, you can score some nice threads on the cheap. At any rate, they've only got one bathroom and it's not down a hall or anything. It's just a room that opens right up to the sales floor, in the women's section BTW. I've got to take a crap and close and lock the door behind me. Well, apparently I locked, but only almost closed the door behind me. So it was basically shut but not latched. This Japanese chick opens the door and freaks out when she sees me sitting on the throne taking a crap, shrieks and runs away, swinging the door completely open. Now I'm sitting on the can staring right out into the women's section of this department store halfway done with my business, trying to get somebody to freaking close the door. I have to end up doing the half-pinched shuffle over to the damn door and close the freaking thing with my pants around my waist. At any rate, that's my story. Dang Japanese. The wife had several maids when she was growing up in New York, big black ladies. I met the oldest one when we got engaged and I went to meet the family. Nice lady named Pearl. She knew everything about everybody. And she could COOK! Knew what grits were and collard greens. We had several wonderful conversations and she warned me...but it was too late. I married in to the family anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Maid - cleaning lady walked in on me as i sat on a toilet with bathroom door open in a hotel room in Geneva a few years back ...she screamed , then i screamed , and then she screamed again and walked out hate being interrupted when i am on the bowl ...even worse when i am on a foreign bowl So did you wipe the goo off your hands while she was screeming or after she left? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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