dmarc117 Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 (edited) One day a father gets off work and on his way home, he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toyshop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbie in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $1 9.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95" The amazed father asks: "What?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $ 19.95?" The exasperated salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House,? Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and... One of Ken's Friends. Edited November 21, 2007 by dmarc117 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controller Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 One day a father gets off work and on his way home, he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toyshop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbie in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $1 9.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95" The amazed father asks: "What?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $ 19.95?" The exasperated salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House,? Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and... One of Ken's Friends. I thought Barbie dates one of Ken's friends, but she comes with GI Joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 I thought Barbie dates one of Ken's friends, but she comes with GI Joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShiznit Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 One of my good clients came in the other day and told me that his wife ran off with one of his best friends. He said..that sucks...I am really gonna miss him...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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