zmanzzzz Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Looking for Work A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor said, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks." A British doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks." A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, "You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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