The Holy Roller Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon arriving the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain tranfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic! When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 15, 2010 Share Posted February 15, 2010 A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon arriving the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain tranfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic! When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch. Shouldn't that be addressed to Jaxfactor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted February 15, 2010 Author Share Posted February 15, 2010 Shouldn't that be addressed to Jaxfactor? Lol. I thought about that but he's under enough pressure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted February 16, 2010 Share Posted February 16, 2010 An oldie but goodie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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