I Like Soup Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 I have to agree with Detlef. This man has gone 3 months without sex and/or masturbation and you expect him to be gracious and courteous. We're lucky he wasn't dry-humping the podium he was standing in front of drooling on the microphone trying to tongue his Mom when she kissed him. Imagine going from a dozen super-hawt 18-year olds wearing tight little black minidresses and sharp red lipstick with zero inhibitions and willing to fulfill your every sexual desire no matter how perverse for the change in your pocket. What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, Tiger Woods. He could've read the Empancipation Proclamation and you could see the shame and lost stare in his eyes. The only person I know that hasn't gone at least 3 months without hot, rabid, inhumane, pure nastiness sex from their pick of hundreds of woman dressed like Egyptian slaves is I Like Soup. That's why I hate him so. Good info here. I plan to show you the way my fellow Conderate when I visit the promisedland in May...:highfive: We will plow through the ladies like Sherman plowed his way to Savannah... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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