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Kids say the darndest things


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So, I'm in the home stretch of what has been a very bitter divorce. Over the course of the last several months the wife and I have been in several knock down drag out arguments in which we are not exactly cordial to each other, and our 7 year old son has heard alot of it. Recently we've been getting along alot better as things are coming to a close. The other day I picked my son up from school, and he promptly hands me his math test from that day on which he scored 100%. I figure the wife would be happy to hear this so I texted her informing her of the news. She calls a few minutes later and says "can I talk to Spencer." Keeping in mind that I can only hear one side of the conversation, so I've inserted what I am thinking the wife was saying, here is what transpired:

 

Spencer - "Hello"

 

Mom - "Spencer, great job getting 100% on your math test"

 

Spencer - "How did you know mommy"

 

Mom - "Because I'm psychic"

 

Spencer - "Mommy, I think you mean psycho"

 

Ugh.

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