Big F'n Dave Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 (edited) Albert Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 130 if he were alive today. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so generously endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA Connection. This came to be known as: Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty. Edited April 22, 2010 by Big F'n Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Albert Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 130 if he were alive today.Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so generously endowed. He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA Connection. This came to be known as: Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty. 131 And if he was so smart, why did he violate "I before E except after C twice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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