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Dumb Employee Question of the Day


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Person A: "I rechecked my math on the Maximum Mortgage Worksheet three times but still have the borrower bringing in $110 to closing"

 

Me: "Thats fine, as long as its not cash back"

 

Person A: "Can't I just raise the loan amount $100?"

 

 

um...what dont you get about a Max Mortgage Worksheet... :wacko:

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Person A: "I rechecked my math on the Maximum Mortgage Worksheet three times but still have the borrower bringing in $110 to closing"

 

Me: "Thats fine, as long as its not cash back"

 

Person A: "Can't I just raise the loan amount $100?"

 

 

um...what dont you get about a Max Mortgage Worksheet... :wacko:

 

what about the ten tacos :tup:

 

Realtor 10 minutes ago

Steve, i need a really big favor

you need me ta mow yer lawn Barbie

SILENCE

you there Barbie

laughter, no Steve that's fine

SILENCE

I'll email you steve.

ok

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