nuke'em ttg Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 A guy goes to the FAA to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day." The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?" "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 why would you post this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 why would you post this? I heard Nuke would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted July 30, 2011 Author Share Posted July 30, 2011 why would you post this? it made me laugh,right know our govt. doesn't look real efficient and it's a joke hence the joke leave me alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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