Cripes! I get all nuzzled down and relaxed, ready to just be dead, when all of a sudden-- "WHACK!" Somebody's beating me again.
Menudo, I'll type this real slowly, so you can get it through yer head--
"I AM DEAD! D-E-A-D! dead. Passed on. Kicked the bucket. Moved on to greener pastures. Gone over the rainbow. Shuffled off this mortal coil. What's it gonna take to get this through to you?"
*sigh*