Joke

[isleseeya]

Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to

perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things,

but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American

Indian medicine man.

 

The medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white

powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.

Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once

year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want

to continue?" The medicine man replies: "All you or your partner has

to say is 1234, and it will go down. "But be warned, It will not work

again for another year. "

 

! Harry rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers with powder.

That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and

puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets

into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123;" and suddenly he

becomes more aroused than anytime in his life, just as the medicine

man had promised.

 

His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks,

"What did you say 123 for?"

Edited January 29, 2006 by isleseeya

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