Sam Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 While out walking one day, a young boy met a guy named spain riding along with a dog and sheep and began a conversation. "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" asked the boy. "Stupid kid," said spain. "Dogs don't talk." The little boy ignored spain and talked to the dog anyway. "Hey dog, how's it going?" "Doin‚ all right," replied the dog to spain's amazement. "Is this guy your owner?" asked the boy. "Yep," replied the dog. "How does he treat you?" asked the boy. "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." With that, the boy asked if he could talk to spain's horse. "Stupid kid, horses don't talk," replied spain. The little boy ignored spain and talked to the horse, anyway. "Hey horse, how's it going?" "Cool," replied the horse. "Is this your owner?" asked the boy pointing to spain. "Yep." "How's he treat you?" asked the boy. "Pretty good, thanks for asking," replied the horse. "He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me." At this point, spain was totally amazed that the boy could talk to his dog and horse. "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" asked the boy. "The sheep's a liar," answered spain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Lying sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MojoMan Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Is this an excerpt from the classic book... Dr. Sheeplove or How I Started Loving the Sheep by Jeff Spain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Nice, Sam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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