The Kentuckian Goes to He11

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A guy from Kentucky dies and goes to He11. He had been a horrible man most all his life.

 

 

 

The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a 10 pound sledgehammer. To make it even worse, he cranks up the temperature and humidity more so than it already is.

 

 

 

After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the Kentuckian is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a joyful tune.

 

 

 

The devil walks up to him and says "I don't understand this! I've turned the heat way up, it's humid as hell, and you're busting' your butt crushing rocks. Why are you so damn happy?"

 

 

 

The Kentuckian, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is great! It reminds me of August in Lexington. Hot, humid and a good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"

 

 

The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Kentuckian's remarks. He then decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving rain and torrential winds. Soon, Hell is one wet, muddy mess.

 

 

 

Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing in his eyes, the Kentuckian is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks.

 

 

 

Again, the devil asks how he can be so happy in such awful conditions. The Kentuckian, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is great! It's just like April in Kentucky. It reminds me of working out in the yard with spring planting. It really reminds me of home. This is really fantastic!"

 

 

 

Now the devil is completely baffled. He is more determined than ever to make the Kentuckian suffer. He then makes the temperature plummet drastically. Suddenly, Hell is blanketed in many feet of snow and ice.

 

 

Confident that this will finally make the Kentuckian unhappy, he checks in on him again. He is again aghast at what he sees! The guy is dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in utter glee.

 

 

 

"How the hell can you be so happy? Don't you know it's 40 below zero?", screams the devil.

 

 

Jumping up and down the Kentuckian throws a snowball at the devil and yells,

 

 

 

"Hell is frozen over! This means the Wildcats are going to a Bowl game! The Wildcats are going to a Bowl Game!"