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The Mirror


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Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some

fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the

men's room and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.


> He said: "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our

newest feature; a mirror, that if you look into it and say something

truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned: If you say

something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of

nothingness for all eternity!"


> The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Bill Clinton

stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most intelligent of us three," and he

suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.


> Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us

three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his

next Presidential Campaign.


> Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush

looked into the mirror and said, "I think..,"

> and was promptly sucked into the mirror.

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