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Friday Joke Thread


Big F'n Dave
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A policeman on routine patrol rolled up on a car parked on a side street. The cop saw a man bent over the hood of the car with his pants down while another man stood behind and ass-pounded him mercilessly. The cop jumped out of the car and screamed, "What the hell is going on here?" The man lying on the hood responded: "We were walking to get a cup of coffee and my friend here had a heart attack." When asked by the cop if CPR should've been administered, the man replied:" How the hell do you think all this started?"

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A policeman on routine patrol rolled up on a car parked on a side street. The cop saw a man bent over the hood of the car with his pants down while another man stood behind and ass-pounded him mercilessly. The cop jumped out of the car and screamed, "What the hell is going on here?" The man lying on the hood responded: "We were walking to get a cup of coffee and my friend here had a heart attack." When asked by the cop if CPR should've been administered, the man replied:" How the hell do you think all this started?"

 

 

Did you ever get the cup of coffee and your friend ever go to the doctor to get checked out? :D:D

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A policeman on routine patrol rolled up on a car parked on a side street. The cop saw a man bent over the hood of the car with his pants down while another man stood behind and ass-pounded him mercilessly. The cop jumped out of the car and screamed, "What the hell is going on here?" The man lying on the hood responded: "We were walking to get a cup of coffee and my friend here had a heart attack." When asked by the cop if CPR should've been administered, the man replied:" How the hell do you think all this started?"

 

 

:tup::D

 

 

Did you ever get the cup of coffee and your friend ever go to the doctor to get checked out? :D:doh:

 

 

 

 

 

What in the blue f'ck does that mean? :D

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What in the blue f'ck does that mean? :D

 

 

:tup: You can't be that thick?!? Go back, read the joke and then my response. :D Here's a little hint... I was poking a little fun at Big D. Let me know if you get it. :doh:

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