Chavez Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Steely Dan should get a lifetime achievement award for bad lyrics. Steely Dan's lyrics are gold: "I crawl like a viper through these suburban streets Make love to these women, languid and bittersweet... Learn to work the saxophone And I'll play just what I feel Drink scotch whiskey all night long And die behind the wheel" "The mourners are all silent As they drag you to your feet But the hangman isn't hanging So they put you on the street" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffeeman Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 How about: Catch the witness, catch the wit, Catch the spirit, catch the spit. Back off the Rush, man. They're a 3-man band, for crying out loud - very busy playing all the instruments - no time for fancy lyrics.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy n Dirty Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Steely Dan's lyrics are gold: "I crawl like a viper through these suburban streets Make love to these women, languid and bittersweet... Learn to work the saxophone And I'll play just what I feel Drink scotch whiskey all night long And die behind the wheel" "The mourners are all silent As they drag you to your feet But the hangman isn't hanging So they put you on the street" Well done Chavez, love the new avatar too, that dude is hysterical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lions suck Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 (edited) Hands down...Without a doubt the corniest "song" ever to disgrace a pen and piece of paper. Terry Jacks- Seasons in the Sun. "But the stars we could reach were just starfish on the beach" WHAAAAA????? "Goodbye Michelle its hard to die...When all the birds are singing in the sky" GENIOUS!!! PURE GENIOUS and thought provoking! Best lyrics ever... Frank Zappa- I'm so cute "Ugly folks go get some cyanide and dieeee...DIE DIE DIE DIE"! Edited April 3, 2007 by lions suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 "Ironic" by Alannis Morrissette: An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late Isn't it ironic ... don't you think Chorus It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought ... it figures Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought 'Well isn't this nice...' And isn't it ironic ... don't you think Repeat Chorus Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up In your face It's a traffic jam when you're already late It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic... don't you think A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think... Repeat Chorus Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out Helping you out It makes me want to shoot her a copy of Johnny Cash's "One Piece at a Time" to introduce her to true irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 "Ironic" by Alannis Morrissette: It makes me want to shoot her a copy of Johnny Cash's "One Piece at a Time" to introduce her to true irony. Hands off Alanis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Hands off Alanis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pork chop express Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 To all the ladies in the place with style and grace Allow me to lace these lyrical duches in your bushes The Notorious B.I.G. from the song Big Poppa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 "Can I Borrow a Feeling?" "Can I borrow a feeling? "Can you lend me a jar of love? "Hurtin' hearts need some healin' "Take my hand with your glove of love" -- Kirk Van Houten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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