Old People Sex

[spain]

ERNIE is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner,

ERNIE goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his

accomplishments and long life.

 

One evening, Annabel, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to

chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed.

After a short lull in their conversation, ERNIE turns to asks, "Do you

know what I miss most of all?" She asks "What?" and he replies "SEX!!!".

 

Annabel exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a

gun to your head!" "I know", ERNIE says, "but it would be nice if a

woman just held it for a while".

 

"Well, I can oblige," says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers and

removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to

meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and

Annabel would hold ERNIE's manhood.

 

Then, one night,ERNIE didn't show up at their usual meeting place.

Alarmed, Annabel decided to find ERNIE and make sure that he was O.K.

She walked over to the senior citizen home where she found him sitting

by the pool with another female resident who was holding ERNIE's manhood!

 

Furious, Annabel yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does she have that

I don't have? ERNIE smiled and replied, "Parkinson's".

[spain]

Two old geezers are sitting on a park bench. they look over and seea dog licking himself.

1st old geezer " Wish I could do that"

2nd old geezer "You should probably pet him first"

[aqualung]

Two old geezers are sitting on a park bench they look over and seea dog licking himself.

1st old geezer " Wish I could do that"

2nd old geezer "You should probably pet him first"

 

[Chargerz]

ERNIE is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner,

ERNIE goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his

accomplishments and long life.

 

One evening, Annabel, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to

chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed.

After a short lull in their conversation, ERNIE turns to asks, "Do you

know what I miss most of all?" She asks "What?" and he replies "SEX!!!".

 

Annabel exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a

gun to your head!" "I know", ERNIE says, "but it would be nice if a

woman just held it for a while".

 

"Well, I can oblige," says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers and

removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to

meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and

Annabel would hold ERNIE's manhood.

 

Then, one night,ERNIE didn't show up at their usual meeting place.

Alarmed, Annabel decided to find ERNIE and make sure that he was O.K.

She walked over to the senior citizen home where she found him sitting

by the pool with another female resident who was holding ERNIE's manhood!

 

Furious, Annabel yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does she have that

I don't have? ERNIE smiled and replied, "Parkinson's".

That's good!