Premarital Classes for Women

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Classes that should be required for women to take prior to getting a marriage license.

 

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.

4. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game.

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His.

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, Not the First.

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging.

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.

12. Introduction to Parking.

13. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space.

14. Water retention: Fact or Fat.

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption.

17. Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.

19. PMS: Your Problem... Not His.

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.

21. Sex: It's For Married Couples Too.

22. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.

24. Oil and Fuel: Your Car Needs Both.

25. Oil and Fuel: Your Car Needs Both. (In case it was missed the first time)

26. Learning to Go in Public Restrooms.

27. "Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?" - Why Men Lie.

28. TV Remotes: For Men Only.

[KICK A$$ BLASTER]

I showed this to my wife....She got to number 3, gave me "The Look", and walked out without saying a word...

[Chargerz]

29. How to break the shopping addicton.

 

Oh, how I wish my wife had taken this class before we got married!