Our French Friends

[jaxfactor]

Back when Colin Powell was Sec. of State he was being interviewed in England by a group of international reporters when a French reporter asked him, "Does America expect to retain control of any of the territory you have conquered recently?"

Powell slowly responded with, "Yes, we will surely retain control of some territory. It will be like the territory we retaine in France after World War II. If you check you will see that we retained an area of about six feet by three feet for each American lost in France who is buried there."

 

 

Then there was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American.

During a break one of the French engineers came back into the room saying, "Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intend to do, bomb them?"

A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly, "Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3000 people three meals a day; they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day; and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck...we have eleven such ships, how many does France have?"

 

And my favorite......

 

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian, and French Navies.

At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, " whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English. Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?"

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied, "Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies, and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German."

 

 

Arrogant SOBs those French, aren't they? Friends? They spit in our faces every chance they get.

[isleseeya]

I guess no vacations in Paris for you anytime soon

[jaxfactor]

I guess no vacations in Paris for you anytime soon

 

I'll f**k the wimmens and drink the wine, but that's about it.

[AtomicCEO]

This all strikes me a email forwarded dreck.

 

Got a link to back up any of it? Because it all sounds fabricated and stupid.

[jaxfactor]

This all strikes me a email forwarded dreck.

 

Got a link to back up any of it? Because it all sounds fabricated and stupid.

 

Y ou mean e-mail forwarded is not Gospel? Wow! I didn't know that.

[AtomicCEO]

Y ou mean e-mail forwarded is not Gospel? Wow! I didn't know that.

 

Why would you post stuff that you know not to be true to trash the French?

 

Hey, here's one:

An American walks into a crowded room and tells everyone stupid made up stories about the French in order to stir up hatred for them. After he's done, a genius stands up and says, "Everything you just said isfabricated junk. The French are right to dislike you. Not me... but you." And the crowd cheered and gave the genius a sandwich..

 

That's a true story.